For some reason, I chose this place to end my life. It’s one of those small, seaside towns with a bottom lit American flag waving around in the wind. It has cracking white stairs that lead towards cold, wet, sand beaches and fog that rolls in. It’s kind of what I always imagined Hyannis Port to be like in the time right before winter. One of those all-American type places that have a successful local chip company or something that people are proud of. Maybe I chose here because it’s like Hyannis Port. I suppose that I always harbored a Kennedy fantasy. Not really that I would marry one, God knows THAT doesn’t work out, but, I guess more that I was born one. That I had great navy and white clothes, and summered on the Cape, and things were crisp, and windblown with a little mascara looked good on me. That things were easy, and I was bred to be smart and classy and together. Somehow, despite these fantasies and all the Brooks Brothers in the world, I just wasn’t. Aren’t? Am not? I guess I can still say am. I am still here.
My rough-around-the-edgesness was always what made me popular though. That’s how I’m getting along so well here. People have a penchant for women who swear. They’re attracted to them. Especially if she swears in pearls, or with a checked summer dress on by the grill and some sort of apron that reads “If Mama Ain’t Happy…”. They fucking love it. The grit was always what made me so popular with Greg’s friends, men who’s wives did not like me. No matter what I did, no matter how many god damn book clubs I joined or tables with raffle tickets I stood behind, they never liked me, really. And I always hated them. Those stupid tennis skirts and Lilly Pulitzer dresses.
The man who I rented the cabin from was practically giddy in meeting me. I could just tell that if he wasn’t married, he would have asked me out. Instead, he handed me keys to the little place and wished me a nice trip. The cabin is nice, it’s the perfect place to spend some last days. It’s quintessential. I needed some more quintessential in my life. I was tired of always being the one who had to construct the quintessential. I’m happy to have it prefabricated for me this time. I, of course, dressed the part for this trip. Suitcases full of light cashmeres, and quilted navy vests and expensive leather boots with white pants tucked in. I wanted to be as Kennedy as possible, and the locals are eating it up. I met some woman who runs the bakery. She’s older than me, I think, or maybe she just looks it. She wants me to meet up with her and her husband some night this week. I think she has a man to set me up with. Some friend who has a home here. That sounds nice, “has a home here.” Greg and I “had homes,” but perhaps his utter unsexiness and disinterest in me made it less attractive than it sounds when a stranger wants to set me up with a man with “homes.”
I know I shouldn’t be getting set up anyway, I’m just passing through, but part of me is curious. I wonder if my life will disappear in the same way if I alter the last scene. Just tweak it a little. Will I still fade and be forgotten just like all the other poor, dead assholes throughout history? If I change the minutes before the ending, will the finale still be the same?
…TBC…